What the Hell is Going On? Today's Crazy Japan News

Seriously, what the hell is going on here? Today's news in usually quiet Japan is a full year's worth of bizarre stuff.

Here's the weird headlines:

Tornados damage more than 2,000 buildings 

Tornados in Japan?! WTF?

Woman Bites Off Purse Snatcher’s finger:

You're kidding, right? Wrong!

Man arrested over Osaka hit-and-runs says he was high on legal 'herb'

Watch this video. It will blow your mind!

2 buried alive on golf course, 1 dead

Playing golf!!!???

Sex shop worker 'falls' from Tokyo building

What do they mean by writing, “Sex shop worker ‘falls’...” Do they infer foul play?

This doesn’t seem like Japan news... This seems like USA news. What’s going on here?

I hope this is juke a fluke and a one-day happening.